英语搞笑剧本_唐伯虎点秋香
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!
（华夫人带众人去拜神）
春香：Look, so many people!
夏香：Yes, it's crowded.
华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
四大才子：Heave yourselves.
What's going on?
某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
文斌,征明：Look! That way.
三人：Qiu-xiang.
（秋香回首一笑）
唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.
周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.
三人：Pretty woman!
（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）
唐：Woo, she is really pretty!
Let's go in the temple together.
To look for fun!
Act 3
地点：West Gate of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人
道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两
旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。
唐：You can't move no matter what happens! OK?
假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me
（假死人躺在车上装死）
唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
（石榴和秋香出门）
石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
唐：l don't want, too.
Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的
buy me please.
石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed, why not...
（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）
惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!
唐：Kidding?!
惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.
l am sick withtuberculosis [tju:,bə:kju'ləusis] 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!
秋香：He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴：（哭）So, buy him.
唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.
秋香：lt's not a matter of priority [prai'ɔrəti]优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.
石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.
l do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.
唐：But, l am miserable too.
石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.
唐：Well, l...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
lt's miserable, right?
（惨人的小狗突然死去）
惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
But l have never given y
