英语搞笑剧本_唐伯虎点秋香
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
华夫人：（一拍桌子，站了起来）Who has a big audacity, he dare to dash here unexpectly!
夺命书生：（手拿剑）Madam Hua, long time no see. You saved your life at that time, I will uproot the Hua today!
华夫人：（一笑）What a big tone! Good! As your wish, today is the time of your death!
（两人展开激烈的战争）
（华夫人吐血，四香和石榴一起涌向前）
四香、石榴：Madam, madam! Are you ok? Madam?!
（夺命书生想一剑刺中秋香，唐伯虎突然赶到，挡开了那一剑）
夺：I’m Duo ming shusheng! Who you are?
唐：I’m just a little student who just has study for a few years, Hua an! And my name is tang bo hu!
三香、石榴：（迷惑）Tangbohu ?????
秋香：Bo hu
夺：Good! Let’s meet together!
（两人对立许久，相互一个飞吻，众人偕倒）
唐伯虎：Sorry, we are just feels so right, can’t control ourselves.
（一场激烈的打斗，唐伯虎将夺命书生刺死）
三香、石榴：（跳起，相当兴奋）Hua an, you are so great !
（对望）Tang bohu is so great！
秋香：Hua an, are you alright?
唐：l am fine, how about you?
华夫人：Tong Pak-Fu, l have to thank you for saving our whole family.
How can l reward you?
唐：Madam, you are welcome, l have only one request.
华夫人：l know it, you love Qiu xiang, right?
l will marry her to you.
（秋香既欣喜又害羞）
唐：Bravo!
Act 7
地点：The marriage hall of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，三香，石榴，如花，华夫人，华文，准新娘
道具：红盖头，1凳子，1桌子，1条款，1柱香，背景音乐，舞蹈音乐
唐：Why are there so many brides 新娘?
华夫人：Tong bohu, although l promise to marry Qiu xiang to you,
but on one condition.
Choose Qiu xiang among 20 brides.
Hua wen
华文：（读条款）You should find her out before the incense is extinguished.
On the following conditions:
1st: Stand behind the yellow line to find out.
2nd: The brides can't produce any noise. Otherwise, she'll be fouled.
3rd: Don't use anything...to touch the brides.
That's all.
华夫人：lf you can't find Qiu xiang in time, then you'll lose.
Then, Qiu xiang will marry my sons, Wah Man and Wah Mo.
唐：Madam, please don't fool me.
华夫人：Mr. Tong, why do you say so?
唐：ln such conditions, how can l choose Qiu xiang?
Be frank, l can swear! l love Qiu xiang whole-heartedly.
Why do you fool me again and agian?
华夫人：Nonsense ['nɔnsəns]胡说；废话荒谬的. 胡说！, choose it!
唐：Oh, my god. （做出挑选新娘的动作）（一准新娘身子动了动）
l know it.（飞身将准新娘抱住）
华文：Time's up.
唐：On time. Qiu xiang（掀开准新娘的面具，竟然是石榴姐！）
石榴：Tang tang!
唐：Why is you?
石榴：Now, everybody knows...you have drawn
