3人短剧 新生理查德英语话剧剧本
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
Jimmy: Hey Richard. Pretty small room.
Richard (Writing, sarcastically): I think we're going to be real good friends. I
haven't met my roommate yet. His name is Chris. It says here that he's a
Computer Science major, too. We should be in some of the same classes so we'll
get to study together. I'm really looking forward to meeting him.
(Enter Chris, staring at a piece of paper, anxiously.)
Chris: Is this room 963?
Richard: Yes.
Chris: Then you must be Richard. My name is Chris Tuney. I'm your roommate.
(Richard looks Chris over. About Richard's size, long, black hair, and, most
evidently, a girl.)
Richard: Uh --
(Richard mulls this over while Chris unloads her stuff on her bed. He reexamines
the paragraph bio on Chris. Finally:)
Richard: You're Chris Tuney? (Noticing her sketchbook on the bed.) Computer
Science major?
Chris: Oh, this? I just draw in my spare time.
(She does look like an artist. Leather jacket with the back painted, dressed all
in black. She doesn't have any of the characteristics of a geeky comp sci major.
And she was still a girl.)
Richard: Um, I knew this was a co-ed dorm, but --
Chris: Oh, forgive me for not explaining. Actually, I'm supposed to be a guy. I
checked the "M" box by accident on the application. And since my name is Chris,
no one ever found out I was really a girl. I don't mind if they think I'm a guy.
It means I get to live on a floor with about a hundred guys. And room with one.
You don't mind, do you? (Laughs.)
Richard: Well, heh, heh . . .
Chris: I mean, how many guys can say their roommate's a girl? Well, I gotta go
register for classes. Bye! (Exits.)
Richard (To himself): Don't worry, Richard, this isn't actually happening.
(Returns to writing letter.) Well, Mom, I've determined that college life is
going to take a little getting used to.
Jimmy (Poking his head in): Hey, Richard, the Freshman Get-To-Know-Me Picnic is
in 15 minutes. Not gonna miss it, are ya?
Richard (Grinning and bearing it): No. No chance of that.
Jimmy: Ok, see you there, Richard. (Exits.)
Richard (Writing): Yup. I miss home already.
(Blackout.)
(Next scene is same room, that night. Richard is lying on his bed reading a Star
Trek novel. Enter Chris with her sketchbook.)
Richard (Still expecting Chris to be a guy): Hi.
Chris: Have you been in here all day?
Richard: Yeah.
Chris: Why don't you go out and so something?
Richard: I have been doing something. Reading. (Flashes her his book.)
Chris: I see. Well, after I finished registration, I went to the top of the Phee
Building and sketched the Quad. This really is a beautiful campus.
Richard (Back to reading): Mmmmm . . .
