3人短剧 新生理查德英语话剧剧本
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
Millis: Nah. Biology is boring. We'll do it later.
Richard: We'll fall behind --
Millis: I don't care. I hate Biology.
Richard: Why?
Millis: In high school I lost a girlfriend in Biology class.
Richard: Well, we have to get this done --
Millis: I shouldn't have to take this class anyway.
Richard: Why not?
Millis: Well, for one thing, I'm a Dance major.
Richard: What? No, really, what's your major?
Millis: Dance!
Richard (Laughing): Dance? You mean ballet? Tights, tutus? That kind of dance?
No way! Ha, ha --
Millis (Grabs him by the throat): Is there a problem?
Richard (Coking): No.
Millis (Smiling): Good. (Lets go.) Now, what were you saying about salivation?
(Reaches for book.)
Richard (Still recovering): Ahem! <cough, cough> Well, we should start with
salivation, important salivation. . . . . You're really a Dance major?
Millis: Yes -- why?
Richard: Well, you don't look like a Dance major. I mean, you look like you
should be playing football or something.
Millis: I don't like football. Besides, who cares if I don't look like a dancer.
I like to dance. Ok?
Richard: Ok! Ok! (After a long pause, realizes something): So, why are you
taking Biology then?
Millis: I have to! It's required.
Richard: For a Dance major?
Millis: They tell us it's a new and improved curriculum.
Richard: Oh. Well, we might as well do it.
Millis: No, this sucks. I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
Richard: I thought you lost your meal tickets.
Millis: I did. You're buying me dinner. Geek. (Picks Richard up by the shirt and
carries him out the door. Blackout.)
(Open to Richard's room. Chris is sitting on her bed practicing her flute. Enter
Richard, angry.)
Chris: Hey, Richard. What's wrong?
Richard: This darn Pascal program. The grader took 40 points off. I got a 60 on
it.
Chris: What did you do wrong?
Richard: He wrote something about not using arrays in this program.
Chris: We haven't covered arrays in class yet, Richard. No wonder he took 40
points off.
Richard: But using an array was the most effective way to solve the problem. I
should've gotten extra credit for being clever.
Chris: No. You didn't follow directions. That's why you had points taken off.
Richard: This school sucks.
Chris: Why, cuz you didn't get a hundred on one program?
Richard: No, but they graded unfairly. What did you get?
Chris: A hundred.
Richard: What?
Chris: I followed directions.
Richard: You couldn't have gotten a hundred!
Chris: Why? Cuz I'm a girl?
Richard: Well. . . yes.
Chris (Angrily): Why do y
