荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.
——快活魔王荆轲是也
Happy prince of the gost
太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do
荆柯：How do you do.
荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。
阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.
荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.
荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走
太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!
旁白：“大世界”响起
有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。
太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!
荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……
太子丹：No problem.
第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)
荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.
太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further
荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me
太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king
荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?
荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.
妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂：You must wait for me.
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起
荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）
妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back.
第四幕：murdering (刺秦).
一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。
大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.
大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.
大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.
大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.
大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look.
大臣甲：Come on
秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。
卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”
秦王“begin”
卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”
荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。
秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？”
荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.
秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！”
荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。
两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……
大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯
