中英小品剧本 孙悟空三打白骨精
2012-5-14、歌谱控、人气:（载入中...）
师徒几人正在吃东西，山后白骨精望着他们狞笑几声，再躲入山后。接着山后又出来一位老太太，边走边喊：女儿啊，女儿啊！慢慢靠近唐僧。
八戒：师傅，你看，猴哥打死的那女子，根本不是妖怪，现在她妈妈来找女儿了。
Master, you see, that girl was not a monster. Here comes her mother.
唐僧：啊？悟空惹下祸了，这可如何是好？（做焦急的状态）
What? Wukong made a big? What shall we do?
悟空：师傅，不要理她，这还是个妖怪。Master, leave her alone. She is also a monster.
八戒：别人明明是来找女儿的，哪来这么多妖怪。
It’s clear that she’s coming for her daughter. She’s not a monster.
老太婆走近唐僧师徒，行礼，唐僧答理。
老太婆：敢问几位师傅，可曾看见我的女儿？Excuse me ,did you see my daughter?
八戒：你看你看，别人来找女儿了吧。看你们怎么办？（唐僧紧张得不知道如何回答）
Look, she’s coming for her daughter. What should you do ?
悟空：你这妖怪，刚才未曾打死你，现在又想来害我师傅，看棒！（一棍下去，老太婆尖叫倒地，滚入山后，唐僧气得浑身发抖。）
You monster. I didn’t kill you just now. you want to play aa trick again.Watch!
唐僧：你这泼猴，怎么不问一问就打？（悟空正想解释）you naughty monkey, why not ask first?
八戒：师傅，这猴子你不用紧箍咒教训一下他，是改不了的了。
Master, he will never change. You should give him a lesson with the magic spell.
唐僧念紧箍咒，悟空疼得惨叫，抱头奔蹿打滚，八戒幸灾乐祸的样子，沙僧内心焦急，决定上前劝阻。
沙僧：师傅，大师兄一路上降妖除魔，忠心耿耿，是不会乱伤无辜的，请师傅饶了他吧。（唐僧停了下来）
Master, eldest brother is royal. He will not good people, please stop.
唐僧：即便是妖精，出家人也不应杀生，这次教训一下你，如若再犯，定和你断绝师徒关系。
We shouldn’t kill anybody even if it’s a monster. If you do it again. Don’t call me master any more.
沙僧将悟空扶起，悟空又跑去扶住唐僧。
悟空：师傅，天色不早了，我们继续赶路吧。Master, it’s late. Let’s go on!
师徒四人在台上走了一圈，同时远处山后白骨精探头观望后，再从山后变出一个老头，站在舞台边，作探望状。
八戒：前面有户人家，我们去那里歇息吧。There’s a house over there. Let’s go and have a rest.
悟空：那里有妖精，师傅，不要去那里。我们走别的路吧。
The monster is there. Master, let’s take the other way.
唐僧：明明是一个老头，哪来的妖精（师徒四人走过去，老头也迎上来）
He’s really an old man, not a monster.
唐僧：老施主，我们是去往西天取经的和尚，经过此地，想在此歇息一阵，不知方便否？
Sir, we’re the works to the west.
老头：东土高僧前来，老朽自然高兴。只是今天早上我女儿外出送饭，至今未回，老伴出去
寻找也不见踪影，不知高僧一路上是否看到？
I’m so glad to see you! My daughter went out this morning, been back yet, so did my wife. Did you see them?
八戒：你看，你看，都说不是妖怪，都怪这猴哥，把他们全打死了。
（沙僧准备阻止他也来不及了）
See. I have told you that they were not monsters. It’s the monkey’s fault.
老头：什么？我的女儿和老伴都被这猴子打死了？（唐僧惭愧地点头承认，悟空冷眼旁观）
还我的女儿和老伴来。这位师傅，你怎么有这样的徒弟？还敢去西天取经？（唐僧羞
愧地走开）
What? My daughter and wife were killed by the monkey? Bring them back to me. Sir, how can you be his master? How dare you go to the west?
悟空：你这妖怪，
